This time off work was supposed to be relaxing man, shit. Trying to move out is a significant ballache, I knew it would be, everyone knew this, but shit. How can you express urgency to motherfuckers via email without sounding like a little moanface Mcbitchmoan?
I need to live in your house
please reply because I have a very finite amount of time to sort this horseshit out
Fuck you, but still can I live in your building?